TEN REASONS TO OWN A GREYHOUND

They truly know the meaning of retirement.

People will stare at your dog instead of you.

They can curl up to the size of a ball if they need to.

They can expand to the size of a whole bed if they want to.

They don't bark much.

They keep your neighbourhood safe from burglars.

You can play their ribs like an air guitar.

They really know how to smile.

A greyhound in flight across your backyard is an amazing sight.

They are in desperate need of a good home. Fostering services are also available, no qualifications necessary – just a big heart and patience.