DOREEN
1.What job are you currently doing? SRM (Service Restoration Manager on the Qantas account - God knows why we all fly Qantas a lot of shit breaks surprised they are ever on time.
2. What job would you be doing if money was not an issue? Job ? -professional shopper around the world - wait i do that now !! well maybe a beautician just for fun.
3. What is your current hair colour and style? I die it grey and those damb dark streaks keep coming through - no style just short on Malaysian can style my hair and i live in Aus.
4. How many kilos are you off your goal weight (under or over)? 5kg(have just lost 5 yahoo) Darren suggests i cut off my boobs.
5. What are the top three things you like doing in your non worktime? Being with friends and having a good laugh, having fun with grandkids, being warm
6. What has been the most physical pain you have ever had? Had a few.... hysto micro tube surgery,tonsils out when i was 21. Sinus operation all were horrible (what a wimp).
7. Who will be the first of the whoaphuckers to renew their wedding vows? Does it matter who (exciting that you made the right decision and would do it again).
8. What is the nicest thing that someone has ever done for you and who did it? when someone has known to be just there when you need them without asking - a few people come to mind
9. What is your favourite time of the day and why? no special time if iam having fun and laughing and enjoying myself then whatever time of the day that is is mine.
10. What is your all time favorite song? Surprise its not meat loaf dashboard light (in fact it is Piano man Billy Joel or Innocent man Billy Joel
11. What is your preferred "external supplier" eg Masseuse, beauticianetc? Any facial, massage, any sort of pampering
12. What would be your dream home either design or features it would contain? spa/splash pool/dog no stairs and a garage i can get in and out of and no body corporate.
13. What would be your dream car to own? who cares as long as i can drive it and it gets me from A to B or better still someone to drive me.
14. What is the favorite part of your body and why? Legs Neil always says I have nice legs who am I to argue.
15. If you won an extreme makeover what change would be the top of your list? Tummy tuk and boob reduction (but will never do any of it to much of a wimp).
16. If you HAD to exercise what would be your chosen form of exercise? Lying in the sun drinking cocktails my right arm would become very strong -if i have to exercise it would be kick boxing.
17. If you were able to put a Whoaphuck "sporting" team together, what "sport" would it be for? bols (i do not know how to spell it the silver heavy balls)
18. How did you become a whoaphucker (what is your family tree into Whoaphuckerdome? Eg who invited you or who knew who? Jacq and Coz
19. What party sticks in your mind and why (best or worst)? Coz's 30th at Kellyville - it was great, and Neils' 50th the main reason we were all together having a great time.
20. If you were deserted on a tropical island, who are 5 people you’d like to be there with you and why (excluding partners or children)? Bob the builder (I need someone to build me accommodation) no sleeping on the ground for me. Robin Williams (he is good for a laugh).Any good cook who has alcohol Someone rich with a boat and cell phone to be able to rescue me Handsome massage handy man.
21. What is your favourite type of book to read? scary or suspense -Steven King
22. What has been one of the best presents you have been given and why? bracelet for XMAS from Jamie and Paul it had special engraving thefirst real present that they thought about and brought me
23. What month and year will Daz/Mark return to Australia? Coz/Paul? hopefully in my lifetime who knows soon we hope
24. When will Neil stopping jet-setting the globe for work? When we win powerball
25. Who do you think would win the title amongst the whoaphuckers for best shopper? I think Iam falsely accused Coz is certainly up there.
26. ?? Mystery Question
27. What was your favourite item in the "busy box"? none for me but enjoyed watching everyone else raid it.
28. What was your favourite tour song? All of them cause i can't remember them all and to lazy to get the cd.
29. What was your favorite "one Liner" used on tour and by whom? I think by me "You really Piss me off" or better still Kari i think he is going to pork her or something like that.
30. What was your favourite room you have had on tour? The one with my own big bathroom
31. If there was only one double fold up bed on tour and someone hadto have it, who should it be and why???? Not Neil as he snores Kaz she generally collapses and does not move
32. Who performed the "softest" backup attempt following a big night drinking? Bragg
33. What is your favorite dressup outfit worn at a whoaphuck dress up night and who wore it? Kaz and Rachel Kath and Kim
34. Favourite tour scandal? Daz and Mark of course the closet
35. Tour event that no-one knows about (or so ya all think!) eg Xthrew up after y night? X did Y on tour? can't remember the lady with the big boobs and the strange little man that was very shy especially how he
put his arm around her.
36. What is your preferred next destination for a whoaphuck tour? i do not care as long as we are together hot or cold iam easy.
37. Who do you think has had the most sex on tour and why do you thinkthis (you cannot nominate yourself)? kylie (everyone else says she is sexmaniac who am i to argue.)
38. What is the most unusual item you have taken on tour? lots for all the strange dress ups
39. Who do you think has been the most pissed in a single sitting on tour? Bragg
40. Who do you think has been the least pissed on tour? Kylie she was pregnant
41. Who do you think has been consistently the most pissed on tours?Bragg/Chris
42. What item would you recommend to bring for a new person coming on tour? Berocca/aspirins
43. If you had to organize a tour event what would it be? anywhere where we have the games and of course narelle's speciality.
44. What should the next generation whoaphuckers be called? little phuckers
45. Which of the next generation whoaphuckers are most likely to "hitch up"? grace/larn
46. Who will be the next Whoaphuck pregnancy? Coz
47. Who will be the first of the next generation whoaphuckers to voluntarily come on their parents Whoaphuck trip? (excluding Paul and Ang who already have!) Gotta go for Larn he is the eldest
48. In your opinion what would be the Worst possible tour location?camping
49. What has been the maximum number of people on a tour? 26
50. Where should first O/S whoaphuck location be or should it stay in
Australia? I think logistically and financially o/s will be to hard - a reunion at thredbo would be great
51. Should kids attend the tour? only if we have a nanny so that parents can have time out
52. Whose house would be your nomination for the Whoaphuck off season party house for BBQs, parties etc between Whoaphuck tours? whoever is game
53. How long should the next tour be? 3 days
54. If we hired staff for the tour what staff would you choose? Egcook, chauffeur, cleaner etc? cook who does all the shopping/cleaner
55. What is the best merchandise item you think to date? jackets
56. What should be our next merchandised item? something with WBW Welcome back whoaphuckers depending on where we go jacket t shirt
57. What accommodation is best for tours eg communal, separate apartments, cabins, tents….? communal place for eating and fun then separate sleeping like threadbo
58. Most embarrassing whoaphuck moment for yourself? I had many can't remember my best moment
59. Best embarrassing moment for someone else – and who/what? paul in the Olympics games running around the table eating those bloody biscuitsit scared me i thought he was going to have a heart attache
60. What is your Favourite tour picture taken? the dress ups
61. What situation made you laugh the hardest on tour? Jen hurdling and the chocolate game (neil playing golf swoosh swoosh went that golf club.
62. What should be the Whoaphuck official drink? C&C it is a tradition
63. Who is one of your favourite whoaphuckers and why? Narelle i lovedher weakest link
64. How many children will the whoaphuckers produce between them intotal???? (limited to this distribution list although there are extendedwhoaphuckers)18
65. Biggest moment that shocked you on a tour? Darren coming out of the closet
66. What is the best thing about the whoaphuckering group? Does notmatter how long we are apart when we are all together it is like yesterdayand we all have fun.
67. What you miss most about whoaphuck events? cards and lots oflaughs
68. When do you predict will the next full attendance whoaphuckweekend occur? 2008
NARELLE
1.What job are you currently doing? Chairman and Managing Director Bragg enterprises - a snapshot of my day includes nourishment of baby through extremely sore mammaries, changing of around 9-10 pooey nappies, sleeping in slots of 2-3 hours, feeding and arbitrating/mediating between warring 2 and 4 year olds, washing, cleaning, cooking, responding to online surveys, hospital visits.....bloody school runs, orientation days for new school, swimming lessons, car repairs, property purchases all in between being a loving and devoted nymphoniac/wife to my beloved husband...okay so the last bit was a lie...........
2.What job would you be doing if money was not an issue? Property investment/development and share trading from an exotic island with private jet.
3. What is your current hair colour and style? Strawberry blonde, layered mid-length. Not sure what you would call that style.
4.How many kilos are you off your goal weight (under or
over)?. Two kilos under....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....I always lose weight whilst breastfeeding.
5. hat are the top three things you like doing in your non work
time? Lunching (including drinking), day spa-ing, spending money.
6.What has been the most physical pain you have ever had? Removal of a stuck placenta after having Blake. Worse than the birth itself.
7.Who will be the first of the whoaphuckers to renew their wedding
vows? Neil and Doreen.
8. What is the nicest thing that someone has ever done for you and
who did it? Waaaaay to many too things to single something out.
9. What is your favorite time of the day and why? At the moment...bed time.
10. What is your all time favorite song? Don Henley, Boys of Summer
11. What is your preferred "external supplier" eg Masseuse,
beautician etc? Too many to single one out.
12. What would be your dream home either design or features it
would contain? Perfectly renovated 1920s californian bungalow backing straight on to a beach.
13. What would be your dream car to own? Lexus RX350 with chauffeur.
14. What is the favorite part of your body and why? Smile
15. If you won an extreme makeover what change would be the top of
your list? Freckle and wrinkle removal although the wrinkles are generally laugh lines and I enjoyed getting them.
16. If you HAD to exercise what would be your chosen form of
exercise? Ick....has to be netball.
17. If you were able to put a Whoaphuck "sporting" team together,
what "sport" would it be for? Indoor Olympic all-rounders
18. How did you become a whoaphucker (what is your family tree into
Whoaphuckerdome? Jacq and Cos.....it is all their fault.
19. What party sticks in your mind and why (best or worst)? My first Greek 21st party...what a hoot, can still smell the Ouzo I threw up the next day.
20. If you were deserted on a tropical island, who are 5 people
you'd like to be there with you and why (excluding partners or children)? George Clooney, masseuse, Jamie Oliver, Brad Pitt, Keith Urban I think the reasons for my choices are obvious.
21.What is your favorite type of book to read? A good mystery and after too many of them a slice of life chick book such as Lucy Sullivan Got Married.
22. What has been one of the best presents you have been given and
why? My engagement ring followed by my wedding ring!!
23. What month and year will Daz/Mark return to
Australia
? Who cares so long as we get the keys to
Scotland
Island
.....soz, the sooner the phuckers come home the better.
24. When will Neil stopping jet-setting the globe for work? When Dodi tells him to.
25. Who do you think would win the title amongst the whoaphuckers
for best shopper? Draw - Jacq and
Cos
.
26. Nail clippers, a Mango, season ticket to the cricket, swimming pool full of chocolate and a dead moth (that's the answer at least.. Youwork out the question.. ) Can I phone a friend Eddy??
27. What was your favorite item in the "busy box"? Not sure, through the haze I saw pills and the pain went away.
28. What was your favorite tour song? ...that one about getting back up after being knocked down.
29. What was your favorite "one Liner" used on tour and by whom? Phuck you and phuck you and phuck you.
30.What was your favorite room you have had on tour? Why? The one with the electric fireplace that almost broiled Cos and I one night. It was too far away to turn off so we opened the sliding door to let the snow fly in and cool us down.
31. If there was only one double fold up bed on tour and someone had
to have it, who should it be and why???? The virgin phuckers.
32. Who performed the "softest" backup attempt following a big night
drinking? Can't remember.....I was too drunk.
33. What is your favorite dressup outfit worn at a whoaphuck dress
up night and who wore it? Aw come on guys I must be the clear leader as Cornelia Francis!!
34. Favorite tour scandal?.... How far back do I go....?? Has to be Darren coming out of the closet and making moves on Mark to the tour song Absolutely Everybody.
35. Tour event that no-one knows about (or so ya all think!) eg X
threw up after y night? X did Y on tour?.. Hhhhhmmm search me.
36. What is your preferred next destination for a whoaphuck tour?
Necker
Island
.. (if you don't know look it up... ) Take the tour home - Thredbo.
37. Who do you think has had the most sex on tour and why do you
think this (you cannot nominate yourself)? Kylie...always Kylie and we should mention Kari for obvious reasons.
38. What is the most unusual item you have taken on tour? My kit bag for the Indoor Survivor event.
39. Who do you think has been the most pissed in a single sitting on
tour? Mark Bragg....although Sherro put in a good shot at the title.
40. Who do you think has been the least pissed on tour? Kylie, let's fix that.
41. Who do you think has been consistently the most pissed on
tours?. Can't remember, I have been too pissed.
42. What item would you recommend to bring for a new person coming
on tour? I like the inflatable castle idea but only if we can take on the slopes.
43. If you had to organize a tour event what would it be? Indoor Olympics
44. What should the next generation whoaphuckers be called?
I like l'il phuckers.
45. Which of the next generation whoaphuckers are most likely to
"hitch up"? Grace and Larn are already getting up to no good...Cameron told me.
46. Who will be the next Whoaphuck pregnancy? Cos and Paul followed by
Cos
and Paul. The rest of us are finished.
47. Who will be the first of the next generation whoaphuckers to
voluntarily come on their parents Whoaphuck trip? (excluding Paul and
Ang who already have!) All of them....just for Darren, we all know he harbours a secret desire to have children himself, he just denies in the same way as he pretended to be a homophobe for years.
48. In your opinion what would be the Worst possible tour
location? Non-child friendly places.
49. What has been the maximum number of people on a tour? Who knows, half the time I am seeing double anyway.
50. Where should first O/S whoaphuck location be or should it stay
in
Australia
?
Jamaica
....nannies cost $4 an hour.
51. Should kids attend the tour? Absolutely
52. Whose house would be your nomination for the Whoaphuck off
season party house for BBQs, parties etc between Whoaphuck tours?
53. How long should the next tour be? 5 days..
54. If we hired staff for the tour what staff would you choose? Eg
cook, chauffeur, cleaner etc? All of them.
55. What is the best merchandise item you think to date? Not sure
56. What should be our next merchandised item? Ski jackets
57. What accommodation is best for tours eg communal, separate
apartments, cabins, tents....? One party apartment then separate family apartments.
58. Most embarrassing whoaphuck moment for yourself? Stripping down to underwear (G string) for photo in main street of Port Douglas only to find out that I had misread the requirements. The only thing saving my embarrassment was that I had my whole team do it too!!
59. Best embarrassing moment for someone else - and who/what?
Mel's woo-woo flash.
60. What is your Favorite tour picture taken? Camel toe photo, I could not stop laughing.
61. What situation made you laugh the hardest on tour? Camel toe photo, Jenn's hallway hurdling.
62. What should be the Whoaphuck official drink? G&T
63. Who is one of your favorite whoaphuckers and why? Only
one?? EVERYONE....wouldn't change the composition one bit. I love the hissy fits, the fights, the backstabbing, the drunken slurs but above all I love the laughter, the friendships, the compassion (and lack of when appropriate) and the fact that these friendships have now spanned decades and continents.
64. How many children will the whoaphuckers produce between them in
total? Oodles.
65. Biggest moment that shocked you on a tour? Darren coming out of the closet.
66. What is the best thing about the whoaphuckering group? See answer to question 63.
67. What you miss most about whoaphuck events? The people and the laughter.
68. When do you predict will the next full attendance whoaphuck
weekend occur? 2007...Thredbo. Put it in your diaries NOW.
NEIL
1. What job are you currently doing? C., Co.., Con,,,,Consul.. – I just can’t say it – Person who tries to help other people who don’t know what they are doing
2. What job would you be doing if money was not an issue?
Job??? Are you serious
3. What is your current hair colour and style?
Sort of short, browny, grey
4. How many kilos are you off your goal weight (under or over)?
8kg over
5. What are the top three things you like doing in your non work
time?
Being with friends, barbq’s and reading
6. What has been the most physical pain you have ever had?
When the chain broke on my push bike, when I got hit by the ball at indoor cricket – not wearing a box, there would appear to be a theme here.
7. Who will be the first of the whoaphuckers to renew their wedding
Vows?
Doreen & I
8. What is the nicest thing that someone has ever done for you and
who did it?
Doreen finally said yes – only took 3 attempts.
9. What is your favorite time of the day and why?
6pm to 6:30
– the Simpson’s is on TV
10. What is your all time favorite song?
Depends on what day it is and where I am – Led Zeppelin’s Stairway to Heaven, ZZ Top’s
La Grange
11. What is your preferred “external supplier” eg Masseuse, beautician?
Has to be masseuse
12. What would be your dream home either design or features it would
Contain?
It would be on the water – ocean on one side and deep water anchorage on the other for my big boat. No stairs for Doreen but perhaps split level.
An entertainers house
13. What would be your dream car to own? A
Hummer, a Lamborghini (like the one I saw in
Bangkok
yesterday
)
14. What is the favorite part of your body and why?
My left pinkie finger – at the moment that’s about the only part of me that doesn’t have something wrong, is recovering from something or is likely to hurt soon.
15. If you won an extreme makeover what change would be the top of
your list?
Floppy neck skin
16. If you HAD to exercise what would be your chosen form of exercise?
Swimming
17. If you were able to put a Whoaphuck “sporting” team together, what
“sport” would it be for?
There is no such sport
18. How did you become a whoaphucker (what is your family tree into
Whoaphuckerdome? Eg who invited you or who knew who?
Invited as a result of Coz living with us for “3 months”
19. What party sticks in your mind and why (best or worst)?
The pig party at Sefton (way before most people’s time), multiple Kellyville spa parties, our wedding, Coz’s 30th, my 50th, Doreen’s surprise 30th. Too hard to pick the best – they were all great.
20. If you were deserted on a tropical island, who are 5 people you’d
like to be there with you and why (excluding partners or children)?
A boatbuilder (I will get that boat somehow), Darren (to cook breakfast), Jenn (because she always makes me laugh), Chloe (did I tell you I had a grand daughter), the masseuse who gave me the 2 hour massage on Monday.
21. What is your favorite type of book to read?
Adventure fiction, Techno fiction
22. What has been one of the best presents you have been given and
why?
IPOD for my 50th. Because while its another toy, I actually use it all the time
23. What month and year will Daz/Mark return to
Australia
? Coz/Paul?
Daz/Mark – Jan 2011, Paul/Coz – November 2006 or 2007 or 2008 – depends when someone gets pregnant again
24. When will Neil stopping jet-setting the globe for work?
Rachel and Doreen summed it up. 1. When I am told I have to stay in Dallas & 2. When power ball comes our way
25. Who do you think would win the title amongst the whoaphuckers for
best shopper?
Without any question or other consideration – Doreen (unfortunately)
26.
Jack Daniels and water
27. What was your favorite item in the “busy box”?
I have never been within the confines of the busy box
28. What was your favorite tour song?
Absolutely Everybody
29. What was your favorite “one Liner” used on tour and by whom?
God Sparky, I think he’s going to pork her or You really piss me off (I had forgotten about that one)
30. What was your favorite room you have had on tour? Why?
The big one with the ensuite because the fold up bed one sucks
31. If there was only one double fold up bed on tour and someone had
to have it, who should it be and why????
Anybody but Doreen and I
32. Who performed the “softest” backup attempt following a big night
drinking?
Rachel
33. What is your favorite dressup outfit worn at a whoaphuck dress up
night and who wore it?
Mark Merry as the tin man (Whoaphuck does the
Bath
Ball)
34. Favorite tour scandal?
Darren and the obliterated closet door
35. Tour event that no-one knows about (or so ya all think!) eg X
threw up after y night? X did Y on tour?
Not aware of any but I do get fairly oblivious to my surroundings after multiple question 26’s
36. What is your preferred next destination for a whoaphuck tour?
Hard to go past Thredbo but open to suggestions
37. Who do you think has had the most sex on tour and why do you think
this (you cannot nominate yourself)?
Kylie (and therefore Kari) or is that part of question 35.
38. What is the most unusual item you have taken on tour?
Can’t think of anything particularly unusual
39. Who do you think has been the most pissed in a single sitting on
tour?
Mark B
40. Who do you think has been the least pissed on tour?
Kylie
41. Who do you think has been consistently the most pissed on tours?
Mark B
42. What item would you recommend to bring for a new person coming on
tour?
Bacon – 20kg is never enough
43. If you had to organize a tour event what would it be?
I wouldn’t even consider trying to fill Relsie’s shoes
44. What should the next generation whoaphuckers be called?
Can’t go past “Little Phuckers” – well done Rach
45. Which of the next generation whoaphuckers are most likely to
“hitch up”?
None – inbreeding can be a serious problem
46. Who will be the next Whoaphuck pregnancy?
Coz
47. Who will be the first of the next generation whoaphuckers to
voluntarily come on their parents Whoaphuck trip? (excluding Paul and Ang
who already have!)
Larne and Millie
48. In your opinion what would be the Worst possible tour location?
As long as we are all together there can’t really be a “Worst” location, well maybe camping
49. What has been the maximum number of people on a tour?
26
50. Where should first O/S whoaphuck location be or should it stay in
Australia
?
I think we should introduce Whoaphuck to Koh Samui in
Thailand
51. Should kids attend the tour?
Of course they should but they should also occasionally be at a distance
52. Whose house would be your nomination for the Whoaphuck off season
party house for BBQs, parties etc between Whoaphuck tours?
Our house, as designed in question 12. In the meantime Darren & Mark’s or Mel & Chris
53. How long should the next tour be?
5 days
54. If we hired staff for the tour what staff would you choose? Eg
cook, chauffeur, cleaner etc?
Masseuse
55. What is the best merchandise item you think to date?
Winter fleecies,still using mine
56. What should be our next merchandised item?
Stubby holders (and beer)
57. What accommodation is best for tours eg communal, separate
apartments, cabins, tents….?
Anywhere where there is a large communal area for eating and entertainment
58. Most embarrassing whoaphuck moment for yourself?
In hindsight, probably testing the spa temperature although this was not strictly a whoaphuck event
59. Best embarrassing moment for someone else – and who/what?
None of you really ever get embarrassed
60. What is your Favorite tour picture taken?
Multiple photos at Whoaphuck does the
Bath
Ball – probably the complete Wizard of ‘Oz group shot
61. What situation made you laugh the hardest on tour?
Jenn, hurdling or the chocolate game (same tour), there was a lot of laughing on that tour
62. What should be the Whoaphuck official drink?
CSC’c
63. Who is one of your favorite whoaphuckers and why?
Doreen is my favourite Whoaphucker – after that my favourite is Coz as very close friends are rare and are to be held in high esteem. She also generally manages to bring me down to earth and each of us needs some people to do that occasionally.
64. How many children will the whoaphuckers produce between them in
total???? (limited to this distribution list although there are extended
whoaphuckers)
19
65. Biggest moment that shocked you on a tour?
See question 34
66. What is the best thing about the whoaphuckering group?
Despite greatly differing backgrounds and the occasional disagreements we are a group of people who love life, have fun, don’t get too serious and are there for each other – can’t really go past that
67. What you miss most about whoaphuck events?
Fun, laughter and the joy of being with close friends – its getting late, I’m alone on
Bangkok
and getting way too serious
68. When do you predict will the next full attendance whoaphuck
weekend occur?
2010
RACHEL
I'd just like to mention that it would appear that I am the 'softest' when it comes to backing up the next day....I am now (well soonish anyway) going to put myself into training and then I'd like a rematch!!!!
1. What job are you currently doing? Building a human
2. What job would you be doing if money was not an issue? an events coordinator
3. What is your current hair colour and style? straight and dark at the moment
4. How many kilos are you off your goal weight (under or over)? Now that's just a ridiculous question to ask someone who is 87 months knocked up!!!
5. What are the top three things you like doing in your non work lunching, shopping, and being pampered time?
6. What has been the most physical pain you have ever had? Recently had to have my wisdom tooth out without anesthetic - cause- see question 4
7. Who will be the first of the whoaphuckers to renew their wedding Neil and Dodi
8. What is the nicest thing that someone has ever done for you and who did it? There has been a lot but a friend of mine took out a loan to come overseas with me once when I didn't want to be here
9. What is your favorite time of the day and why? Dusk
10. What is your all time favorite song? It depends what day you ask me
11. What is your preferred "external supplier" eg Masseuse, beautician - Beautician
12. What would be your dream home either design or features it would contain? A Really really great bathroom with a massive bath
13. What would be your dream car to own? Don't care really
14. What is the favorite part of your body and why? Eyes - cause my options are limited
15. If you won an extreme makeover what change would be the top of your list? Skin improvement
16. If you HAD to exercise what would be your chosen form of exercise?Yoga
17. If you were able to put a Whoaphuck "sporting" team together, what "sport" would it be for? Is debating a sport ?
18. How did you become a whoaphucker (what is your family tree into Whoaphuckerdome? Eg who invited you or who knew who? Coz
19. What party sticks in your mind and why (best or worst)? Can I dare to say the BBQ at Narelle's I still p!ss myself thinking of that
20. If you were deserted on a tropical island, who are 5 people you’d like to be there with you and why (excluding partners or children)? A chef,A beautician, A Masseuse, a handyman and someone who knows how the hell to get off the island!!!
21. What is your favorite type of book to read? Mystery/Drama
22. What has been one of the best presents you have been given and why? I've loved all the presents I;ve been given
23. What month and year will Daz/Mark return to Australia? Coz/Paul?
Coz/Paul by Dec 2007, Mark/Daz are in big trouble from me cause they told me they were only going for a little while....just like my parents told me
santa was real and my dog pepper had gone to a farm!!!
24. When will Neil stopping jet-setting the globe for work? When they tell him he has to stay in Dallas?
25. Who do you think would win the title amongst the whoaphuckers for best shopper? Probably Jac
26.
27. What was your favorite item in the "busy box"? Do I have to limitmy answer to one thing...that's harsh....mersyndol is the sentimental fav
28. What was your favorite tour song? Chumbaumba
29. What was your favorite "one Liner" used on tour and by whom?Without doubt "I think he's going to pork her sparky"
30. What was your favorite room you have had on tour? Why? Don't have one
31. If there was only one double fold up bed on tour and someone had to have it, who should it be and why???? The name that gets picked outta the hat would be the best - or the biggest snorer
32. Who performed the "softest" backup attempt following a big night drinking? YOu know I'd like to put a protest in here...while I seem to come in favourite for this question at the moment, I'd like to point out Mr Bragg's effort at Thredbo that resulted in him having to be drugged (Yet another success story from the busy box)
33. What is your favorite dressup outfit worn at a whoaphuck dress up night and who wore it? Nickers and her coconuts baby
34. Favorite tour scandal? Daz and his suprise announcement at Thredbo followed by a swift breakup between Shane and Mark....that's a Bold and the beautiful moment
35. Tour event that no-one knows about (or so ya all think!) eg Xthrew up after y night? X did Y on tour? Most likely performed by a few of our 'non smokers'
36. What is your preferred next destination for a whoaphuck tour?Anywhere in Aus
37. Who do you think has had the most sex on tour and why do you think this (you cannot nominate yourself)? Well I know it's not me!
38. What is the most unusual item you have taken on tour? I haven't really
39. Who do you think has been the most pissed in a single sitting on tour? Braggy
40. Who do you think has been the least pissed on tour? Kylie
41. Who do you think has been consistently the most pissed on tours?there are quite a few contenders for this title
42. What item would you recommend to bring for a new person coming on tour? A basic busy box...any unusal requirements I may be able to assist with
43. If you had to organize a tour event what would it be? ???? Ok maybe I won't be an events coordinator when I grow up
44. What should the next generation whoaphuckers be called? The little phuckers????
45. Which of the next generation whoaphuckers are most likely to"hitch up"? Would that mean if they got married that their parents would then be related?
46. Who will be the next Whoaphuck pregnancy? I'm tipping Kaz might backup!!!
47. Who will be the first of the next generation whoaphuckers to voluntarily come on their parents Whoaphuck trip? (excluding Paul and Ang who already have!)Don't know
48. In your opinion what would be the Worst possible tour location?
49. What has been the maximum number of people on a tour? 25
50. Where should first O/S whoaphuck location be or should it stay in Australia? Stay in Aus
51. Should kids attend the tour? sometimes but not all of them
52. Whose house would be your nomination for the Whoaphuck off season party house for BBQs, parties etc between Whoaphuck tours? Mark and Daz at Scotland Island (that'll teach em for leaving their hag at home!!!)
53. How long should the next tour be? 3 days
54. If we hired staff for the tour what staff would you choose? Eg cook, chauffeur, cleaner etc? Cook, cleaner and nanny (when there are kids)
55. What is the best merchandise item you think to date? The fleecies always seem to get a workout with everyone
56. What should be our next merchandised item? PJ's
57. What accommodation is best for tours eg communal, separate apartments, cabins, tents….? Communal for sure
58. Most embarrassing whoaphuck moment for yourself? Coming back to Pauls parents house in Melb with Coz and I have far less clothing on than when we left and Coz having on a wig - whilst sipping tea59. Best embarrassing moment for someone else – and who/what? I don't think anyone blushes that easily so I'm not sure there is one
60. What is your Favorite tour picture taken? Kaz and I as Patsy and Eddie
61. What situation made you laugh the hardest on tour? Loved Neils attempt to check the temp of the spa!!!
62. What should be the Whoaphuck official drink? Champersssssssss
63. Who is one of your favorite whoaphuckers and why? Nickers is a crackup
64. How many children will the whoaphuckers produce between them in total???? (limited to this distribution list although there are extendedwhoaphuckers)10
65. Biggest moment that shocked you on a tour? Not much shocks me anymore
66. What is the best thing about the whoaphuckering group? People
67. What you miss most about whoaphuck events? laughing with everyone
68. When do you predict will the next full attendance whoaphuckweekend occur? Next Year
ERIC
1.What job are you currently doing? Housewife
2.What job would you be doing if money was not an issue?..Photography
3.What is your current hair colour and style? Ashe
blonde but I think this will start taking on a new meaning soon....
4. How many kilos are you off your goal weight (under or
over ) 3kgs
5. What are the top three things you like doing in your non work
time? Photography, travel skiing
6.What has been the most physical pain you have ever had? my car accident but memory seems to be missing until the next day
7.Who will be the first of the whoaphuckers to renew their wedding vows? Is someone else planning besides me and Jacq
8. What is the nicest thing that someone has ever done for you and who did it? Jacq when she married me
9. What is your favorite time of the day and why?
Night when Jacq gets home from work and we relax together on the lounge...
10. What is your all time favorite song? Nothing Else Matters - Metallica with Symphony Orchestra
11. What is your preferred "external supplier" eg Masseuse,
beautician etc? Massuese and sommelier (Wine Diva - Waiter)
12.What would be your dream home either design or features it
would contain? Home overlooking the Ocean wiht a large spa and swimming pool
13. What would be your dream car to own? At the moment the BMW 650i Convertible
14.What is the favorite part of your body and why? Dont have one
15.If you won an extreme makeover what change would be the top of
your list? I've already had a nose job, unplanned but it happened
16.If you HAD to exercise what would be your chosen form of
exercise Marial Arts
17.If you were able to put a Whoaphuck "sporting" team together,
what "sport" would it be for? Yachting
18. How did you become a whoaphucker (what is your family tree into
Whoaphuckerdome? Eg who invited you or who knew whoOriginal
19.What party sticks in your mind and why (best or worst)? Is a whoaphuck weekend considered a 5 day party?
20. If you were deserted on a tropical island, who are 5 people
you'd like to be there with you and why (excluding partners or children
21.What is your favorite type of book to read? Science Fiction..Stephen King
22.What has been one of the best presents you have been given and
why? Trip to Jamaica for my 40th Birthday ...Yesss, I am 40 and damn proud of it
23. What month and year will Daz/Mark Mark April 2007, Darren November 2008, Coz- November 2006, Keian December 2006, Paul Feb 2007. Ithink Keian needs to have a QANTAS club card now...
24. When will Neil stopping jet-setting the globe for work? I reckon he'll still be hopping around when he's over 100
25. Who do you think would win the title amongst the whoaphuckers
for best shopper?Well I'd have to say my Jacqui. I've seen her come home from many a business trip with much more than she left with
26. 42
27. What was your favorite item in the "busy box"? Berrocca
28. What was your favorite tour song?I get knocked down but I get up again..must be getting old, can't remember the name of it....
29. What was your favorite "one Liner" used on tour and by whom? I think he's gonna Pork her Sparky..
30. What was your favorite room you have had on tour? Why? The Big
one with the bathroom..
31. If there was only one double fold up bed on tour and someone had to have it, who should it be and why???? Always the FNG
32Who performed the "softest" backup attempt following a big night drinking? Braggy, he didnt even show for the whole next day
33.What is your favorite dressup outfit worn at a whoaphuck dress
up night and who wore it? Grass skirt and coconuts...can't go past a classy outfit like that
34.Favorite tour scandal?.... I hate any scandal....
35. Tour event that no-one knows about (or so ya all think!) eg X
threw up after y night? X did Y on tourI don'T think there are any secrets in the glass fish bowl of WP
36.What is your preferred next destination for a whoaphuck tour?Thredbo
37. Who do you think has had the most sex on tour and why do you
. Too busy at night to notice
38.What is the most unusual item you have taken on tour? Skis It never seemed to snow on opening weekend....
39. Who do you think has been the most pissed in a single sitting on tour? Braggy and Sherro...
40. Who do you think has been the least pissed on tour? Kylie (cant drink on full stomach)
41. Who do you think has been consistently the most pissed on
tours Braggy
42. What item would you recommend to bring for a new person coming
on tour? Alcohol we don't seem to use much else
43. If you had to organize a tour event what would it be?..... skiing
44. What should the next generation whoaphuckers be called?
WhoaNo...well think about where WP came from and the kids are not allowed to swear...or we could go with WhoaTheKidsCanSpell for those people who now spell whoaphuck in front of the kids
45. Which of the next generation whoaphuckers are most likely to
"hitch up"? James and Grace
46. Who will be the next Whoaphuck pregnancy?...... Coz
47. Who will be the first of the next generation whoaphuckers to
voluntarily come on their parents Whoaphuck trip? (excluding Paul and
Ang who already have!) You reckon any of them would come voluntarily come ...how embarrassment
48.In your opinion what would be the Worst possible tour
location? Beirut
49. What has been the maximum number of people on a tour? 26
50.Where should first O/S whoaphuck location be or should it stay
in
Australia
? Should stay in Australia but if it was to go OS French Riviera (Nice or Monacco)...
51.Should kids attend the tour?.. Like your gonna ask me that !!!!! Isn't that all that ever turns up
52Whose house would be your nomination for the Whoaphuck off
season party house for BBQs, parties etc between Whoaphuck tours? I'm only going by rumours, but apparently Chris and Mel have a good Place to visit
53.How long should the next tour be? As long as possible..
54.If we hired staff for the tour what staff would you choose? Eg
cook, chauffeur, cleaner etc? Masseuse cook cleaner and nanny for those kids
55.What is the best merchandise item you think to date? Fleecy
56.What should be our next merchandised item? Commemerative 50c piece...come on the queen gets one when she visits so why not us...
57.What accommodation is best for tours eg communal, separate
apartments, cabins, tents....? Communal with many bedrooms
58. Most embarrassing whoaphuck moment for yourself? Probably something I cannot remember from all the drinking
59.Best embarrassing moment for someone else - and who/what?as per 58
60. What is your Favorite tour picture taken? Always the group photos...
61. What situation made you laugh the hardest on tour? Chocolate game, watching Neil try so hard to get a piece of chocolate so we could finally end the game....and of course the famous dancing wiht Mark M and Nickers
62.What should be the Whoaphuck official drink? Only one???.... CSC...
63. Who is one of your favorite whoaphuckers and why? All of them....but thats me being sentimental
64.How many children will the whoaphuckers produce between them in
total???? (limited to this distribution list although there are extended whoaphuckers) around 20
65.Biggest moment that shocked you on a tour? That Jenn pissed could hurdle chairs in the hallway without any breakages either her or the apartment
66.What is the best thing about the whoaphuckering group? good friends good food good wine and good times
67. What you miss most about whoaphuck events? good friends and good times (I still have the good food and good wines
68.When do you predict will the next full attendance whoaphuck
weekend occur? June 2009 unless we can get the OS people back to Australia for a holiday during an earlier June long weekend..
DARREN
1. What job are you currently doing? (As little as possible -
Transition manager)
2. What job would you be doing if money was not an issue?....Job..
What bloody job - why would I be working if money was not an issue...
My only job would be trying to find a Liver specialist because I would
be drinking to much......
3. What is your current hair colour and style? Short and
brown/blonde (what ever colour it is)
4. How many kilos are you off your goal weight (under or
over)?..........Like you expect me to answer that.. Let just say its in
double figures in kilos.. And its not under.. You do the math...
5. What are the top three things you like doing in your non work
time? Lunch, Drinking, Spending Money...
6. What has been the most physical pain you have ever had? A
toothache.. Without access to the busy box....
7. Who will be the first of the whoaphuckers to renew their wedding vows? Neil and Dodi.....
8. What is the nicest thing that someone has ever done for you and who did it? Mark getting me a surprise birthday present last year..
(well that's the first thing that comes to mind)
9. What is your favorite time of the day and why?
6 am
.. Peaceful
and quiet - and no one around.. Can do whatever you want (and yes I know for most of you that's sleeping)
10. What is your all time favorite song? If I let you go
(Westlife).. At the moment... Ask me last week and it was the Top Gun
soundtrack that I was listening too, ask me next week and who knows..
11. What is your preferred "external supplier" eg Masseuse,
beautician etc? Any good Wine merchant.... Hugo Boss (bing)
12. What would be your dream home either design or features it
would contain? Planning it now..
Scotland
island.. And unless anyone wants to know ALL the details now you can ask me later on all the features..
13. What would be your dream car to own? The one with a chauffer
(and No - NOT A BUS or a TAXI!!!)
14. What is the favorite part of your body and why? G rated - my
legs... X rated... Work it out for yourselves...
15. If you won an extreme makeover what change would be the top of
your list? - Creditcard-ectomy... Make them much much thinner...
16. If you HAD to exercise what would be your chosen form of
exercise?.. Sorry..... Exercise???.. What's this mean???? Is that German or something???
17. If you were able to put a Whoaphuck "sporting" team together,
what "sport" would it be for? Well.. Would have to be something that we can win.... And are good at.. .. What's that stupid sport with stones, ice and broom's... Curling.. That one.. That's the new Whoaphuck event...
Now.. All we have to do is wait for Ice.. In
Sydney
... All year round...
18. How did you become a whoaphucker (what is your family tree into
Whoaphuckerdome? Eg who invited you or who knew who?........ I was there from the beginning....
19. What party sticks in your mind and why (best or worst)? A
tour many years ago with Jac, Coz, Moz all drinking all night then
dancing to Sorrento Moon (which I still have on Video tape)...
20. If you were deserted on a tropical island, who are 5 people
you'd like to be there with you and why (excluding partners or children)?........ And why cant I take children.. I need something for bait while I am fishing....... Homer Simpson (gotta make even me look thin)..a butler/waiter (Like I am gonna do anything).. Chef (ditto)
Cellermaster.... And who else.. Um.. Some other staff. I don't know..
Driver.. ... And the owner of a big yacht ( well its not like I am gonna stay there)
21. What is your favorite type of book to read? Science Fiction..
Frank Hubert's Dune series
22. What has been one of the best presents you have been given and
why? A Big Winter coat .. Most useful thing I got that year...
23. What month and year will Daz/Mark return to
Australia
? Like I
am gonna know that... At this stage its Early 2010 - but If I win Lotto
it will be 30 seconds after I get the cash.... (sorry Mark .. WE get the cash...)
24. When will Neil stopping jet-setting the globe for work? As soon as cheap electronic goods are not sold, he becomes allergic to
seafood and Thai women turn ugly..
25. Who do you think would win the title amongst the whoaphuckers
for best shopper? Neil... (he does not shop often - but its always well researched.. )
26. Nail clippers, a Mango, season ticket to the cricket, swimming pool full of chocolate and a dead moth (that's the answer at least.. You work out the question.. )
27. What was your favorite item in the "busy box"? Nurophen Plus...
Codeine... Hmmmmmm
28. What was your favorite tour song? Run to
Paradise
.
29. What was your favorite "one Liner" used on tour and by whom? I think he's gonna Pork her Sparky..
30. What was your favorite room you have had on tour? Why? The Big
one with the bathroom..
31. If there was only one double fold up bed on tour and someone had to have it, who should it be and why???? Which ever new person is on tour. We always give them the crap bed..
32. Who performed the "softest" backup attempt following a big night drinking? Narelle And just because she was pregnant had nothing to do with it.. Woose
33. What is your favorite dressup outfit worn at a whoaphuck dress
up night and who wore it? Nicole in the Green hula skirt and coconut
Bra... God she has taste that girl!!!!
34. Favorite tour scandal?.... How far back do I go....?? Nah.. No
scandals on tour..
35. Tour event that no-one knows about (or so ya all think!) eg X
threw up after y night? X did Y on tour?.. Well, I did see two people
in a somewhat close physical situation.. And there respective partners
(cant say hubby/wife/girlfriend/boyfriend - that would give it away)
.... Not that I am gonna mention any names..
36. What is your preferred next destination for a whoaphuck tour?
Necker
Island
.. (if you don't know look it up... )
37. Who do you think has had the most sex on tour and why do you
think this (you cannot nominate yourself)? Kylie.. Defo.
38. What is the most unusual item you have taken on tour? .. Ok -
and where do I start on this.. Smoke Machine.. Bananas in Pyjamas
costume.. A full size PC Printer.. 26 shirts, hats etc.. God its long
list..
39. Who do you think has been the most pissed in a single sitting on tour? Bragg...
40. Who do you think has been the least pissed on tour? Kylie (she has been pregers the most on tour)
41. Who do you think has been consistently the most pissed on
tours?.. Hmm.. Hard call .. Pissed or tipsy.. Need to think more on
this..
42. What item would you recommend to bring for a new person coming
on tour? An inflatable jumping Castle... (well why not??????)
43. If you had to organize a tour event what would it be?..... One
where I didn't have to organise a tour event.. And one without kids
44. What should the next generation whoaphuckers be called?
Whoaphuckers Next Gen... Whoaphucketts.. Whoaphuck Jnr.. ..bloody
lucky to be Whoaphuckers...
45. Which of the next generation whoaphuckers are most likely to
"hitch up"? James and Keian.. Or Milly and Grace.. Its gonna happen
one day......
46. Who will be the next Whoaphuck pregnancy?...... Grace.in 2033
. (yes I think its gonna be that long... )
47. Who will be the first of the next generation whoaphuckers to
voluntarily come on their parents Whoaphuck trip? (excluding Paul and
Ang who already have!) pass..
48. In your opinion what would be the Worst possible tour
location?... Anywhere full of kids!!!!!!!
49. What has been the maximum number of people on a tour? 26.. And
yes I know..
50. Where should first O/S whoaphuck location be or should it stay
in
Australia
? Keep it Aussie.. Broome sounds nice..
51. Should kids attend the tour?.. Like your gonna ask me that !!!!! Noooooo...
52. Whose house would be your nomination for the Whoaphuck off
season party house for BBQs, parties etc between Whoaphuck tours?... Kerry Packers.. Apparently he is not using it any more.. Or Kirrabilli House..Apparently the owner is moving out soon...
53. How long should the next tour be? 5 days..
54. If we hired staff for the tour what staff would you choose? Eg
cook, chauffeur, cleaner etc? All of them..
55. What is the best merchandise item you think to date? Bomber
jacket
56. What should be our next merchandised item? Matching 4wd cars...
57. What accommodation is best for tours eg communal, separate
apartments, cabins, tents....? One BIG house with lots of rooms.
58. Most embarrassing whoaphuck moment for yourself? I never do
anything embarrassing..
59. Best embarrassing moment for someone else - and who/what?
Either, John Hay, Chris or Ian P dropping there pants and mooning the
lift guy at Falls creek..
60. What is your Favorite tour picture taken? Oh god.. That's way
too hard.. And Kylie will kill me if I answer...
61. What situation made you laugh the hardest on tour? Rachel going to the BP at
Canberra
dressed in .. Whatever she was wearing..
62. What should be the Whoaphuck official drink? Only one???.... I
think we need to invent one..
63. Who is one of your favorite whoaphuckers and why? Only
one??..... Ok - first to mind - Relsie and her events... Always well
planned..
64. How many children will the whoaphuckers produce between them in
total???? (limited to this distribution list although there are extended whoaphuckers) about 15 too many..
65. Biggest moment that shocked you on a tour? Diana death during
the Falls Creek Tour from HELL!!!!!
66. What is the best thing about the whoaphuckering group? $1500
shopping bills at Coles.. Buying 10kg of Bacon.. Trying to find a bin
that can hold our empty bottles ...
67. What you miss most about whoaphuck events? The people .
68. When do you predict will the next full attendance whoaphuck
weekend occur? 2012..... June.. Somewhere...
CHRIS
1. What job are you currently doing? - Project Executive for Westpac
2. What job would you be doing if money was not an issue? Photographer
- travel (not glamour)
3.What is your current hair colour and style? No 1 Buzz cut. Still
hanging in for brown, but salt is starting to win over peper
4. How many kilos are you off your goal weight (under or over)? 5 -
anyone who responds saying their underweight should be banned from
Whoaphuck for life - i'm sure it is part of the group code.
5. What are the top three things you like doing in your non work
time? playing with the kids, travel, catching up with friends
6. What has been the most physical pain you have ever had? knee
reconstruction
7. Who will be the first of the whoaphuckers to renew their wedding
vows? Jac and Ec
8. What is the nicest thing that someone has ever done for you and
who did it? Go through 9 months of pregnancy knowing she would give me up at the end of it.
9. What is your favorite time of the day and why? Beer o'clock...it
never stays the same, and always marks the start of a great time.
10. What is your all time favorite song? don't know if i can choose
just one - 500 miles, proclaimers; My sharona, The Knack; Brothers in Arms,Dire Straits but currently Animal, nickelback - what can I say, I have eclectic tastes.
11. What is your preferred “external supplier” eg Masseuse, beautician
etc? masseuse even though i rarely use one, great holiday luxury, but
day-to-day I have to say nanny now.
12. What would be your dream home either design or features it would
contain? love our current home with some minor landscaping. If I could
figure out how to move it to whale beach then it'd be perfect.
13. What would be your dream car to own? BMW M5 or Audi RS4.
14. What is the favorite part of your body and why? my smile coz it
means I'm happy.
15. If you won an extreme makeover what change would be the top of
your list? I wouldn't enter any competetion for an extreme makeover. Live life like you're enjoyoing it and live with the consequences.
16. If you HAD to exercise what would be your chosen form of exercise?
running
17. If you were able to put a Whoaphuck “sporting” team together, what
“sport” would it be for? Are "boat-races" a sport???
18. How did you become a whoaphucker (what is your family tree into
Whoaphuckerdome? Eg who invited you or who knew who? Jac/Ec I think.
19. What party sticks in your mind and why (best or worst)? The
Gilligan's island party at Port Douglas - I know it didn't have to be a WP one, but that was a great night.
20. If you were deserted on a tropical island, who are 5 people you’d
like to be there with you and why (excluding partners or children)?
Bill Clinton - as he can talk his way out of anything
Jeff 'Survivor' Probst - what that guy doesn't know about surviving on a desert island isn't worth knowing
Ben Lexcen - so he can design a boat to get us off the island
Scott Cam (celebrity builder from all sorts of shows) - so he can knock up the boat in an afternoon using a bit of 4x2 and some coconuts and...someone entertaining oh yeah...that girl from the World Poker Tour to bring us beers (hhmm do I watch too much tv?)
21. What is your favorite type of book to read? - fiction thriller
22. What has been one of the best presents you have been given and
why? SLR camera by Melissa - it was so unexpected at the time (v early in the relationship) and exactly what I wanted even though I wouldn't have bought it for myself. As is her right as the giver of the gift, Melissa lost it in a cab after Mark/Rels wedding, but we have a replacement thanks to eBay.
23. What month and year will Daz/Mark return to
Australia
? Coz/Paul?
Daz/Mark will physically return in 18 months but their heart will continue to lie overseas. Coz/Paul will come back to
Melbourne
in February and pop out 3 more kids...never leaving
Australia
to live again.
24. When will Neil stopping jet-setting the globe for work? When SARS
takes control of the planet and shuts down all international borders – he may think about it then.
25.Who do you think would win the title amongst the whoaphuckers for
best shopper? Dodi by quantity - Paul by approach - Kari by results
26.
27. What was your favorite item in the “busy box”? I've got no idea
what this is
28. What was your favorite tour song? - Absolutely everybody of course
- the original and still the best.
29. What was your favorite “one Liner” used on tour and by whom? - Well
it's a tie from the same person ...either "Sparky - I think he's going to pork her". Made all the more relevant as she has since had his child or "Sprichen zie Deutsche" from WP 2003.
30. What was your favorite room you have had on tour? Why? the parent's
retreat at the Port Douglas tour.
31. If there was only one double fold up bed on tour and someone had
to have it, who should it be and why???? Darren - so he is rested to make breakfast for everyone.
32. Who performed the “softest” backup attempt following a big night
drinking? Pretty sure it was Rach.
33. What is your favorite dressup outfit worn at a whoaphuck dress up
night and who wore it? One word for you Nickers...coconuts.
34.Favorite tour scandal? Close....The closet thing or Falls Creek
(all of it)
35. Tour event that no-one knows about (or so ya all think!) eg X
threw up after y night? X did Y on tour? Apparently Princess Di died in at tunnel in
Paris
during the Falls Creek tour and we didn't notice due to the dramas going on in the apartments. Not quite true but it was the icing on the cake to an interesting week where mooning the lift attendants during a game of black bitch was one of the highlights.
36. What is your preferred next destination for a whoaphuck tour?
Thredbo for sure
37. Who do you think has had the most sex on tour and why do you think
this (you cannot nominate yourself)? WHO'S HAVING GODDAMNED
SEX
ON
THIS
TOUR!!!! ok if pushed and I can't nominate myself (phew that was close) I would say Darren - did it have to be with another person?
38. What is the most unusual item you have taken on tour? running
clothes
39. Who do you think has been the most pissed in a single sitting on
tour? Braggy - the night of the kick to the head for Sherro and the
draining of the bourbon
40. Who do you think has been the least pissed on tour? Kylie as she
has been with children a lot.
41. Who do you think has been consistently the most pissed on tours?
Pre-kids Narelle. Post kids - Braggy. No wonder they are so good together
42. What item would you recommend to bring for a new person coming on
tour? Berocca
43. If you had to organize a tour event what would it be? Race Around
the world
44. What should the next generation whoaphuckers be called?
When-I-grow-ups or WIGUs. As in ...whenI grow up I want to be a
pilot/fireman/dropout/Whoaphucker/etc
45.Which of the next generation whoaphuckers are most likely to
“hitch up”? Any of the Bragg kids and anyone but Grace - never going to
happen!!!
46.Who will be the next Whoaphuck pregnancy? Coz
47.Who will be the first of the next generation whoaphuckers to
voluntarily come on their parents Whoaphuck trip? (excluding Paul and Ang who already have!) James Bragg for sure...free piss and all those other chicks to crack on to...bring it on.
48. In your opinion what would be the Worst possible tour location?
Beirut
49. What has been the maximum number of people on a tour? - 24
50. Where should first O/S whoaphuck location be or should it stay in
Australia
? Should stay in aus, but somewhere with snow would be good.
Queenstown seems to have some pretty cool lodges.
51.Should kids attend the tour? yes
52.Whose house would be your nomination for the Whoaphuck off season
party house for BBQs, parties etc between Whoaphuck tours? our place
53.How long should the next tour be? 1 week
54.If we hired staff for the tour what staff would you choose? Eg
cook, chauffeur, cleaner etc? Cook and Nanny
55.What is the best merchandise item you think to date? fleeces
56.What should be our next merchandised item? beer
57.What accommodation is best for tours eg communal, separate
apartments, cabins, tents….? communal living with separate sleeping - 5
star of course
58.Most embarrassing whoaphuck moment for yourself? my attempt at
skiing after night one of WP tour 2000
59.Best embarrassing moment for someone else – and who/what? Bragg
dragging himslef out of bed for dinner to watch state of origin - WP 2001 I think
60.What is your Favorite tour picture taken? Camel toe that became
more like flys eyes by gilligan team one at WP 2002 Port Douglas. Gold I tell you
61.What situation made you laugh the hardest on tour? refer sparky
comment in response 29.
62.What should be the Whoaphuck official drink? Has to be CSC.
63.Who is one of your favorite whoaphuckers and why? Nickers - the way
that girl cuts loose when she's kid-free is legendary.
64. How many children will the whoaphuckers produce between them in
total???? (limited to this distribution list although there are extended whoaphuckers) I can't keep track of how many we are up to already so I'm going with 25.
65.Biggest moment that shocked you on a tour? Realising that I had to
get out of bed and take care of Grace on a holiday. I was shocked that
Grace didn't realise we were hungover.
66. What is the best thing about the whoaphuckering group? We like
drinking and playing cards while happily making idiots of oursleves and not really caring - even revelling in our own embarassment.
67. What you miss most about whoaphuck events? all that skiing we got
to do.
68.When do you predict will the next full attendance whoaphuck
weekend occur? 2008 i hope.
MELISSA
1. What job are you currently doing?
1. What job are you currently doing? Mother/Housewife (glorious)
> 2. What job would you be doing if money was not an issue?
> Mother/Housewife (glorious)
> 3. What is your current hair colour and style? brown with blondie
> foils shoulder length (quite boring)
> 4. How many kilos are you off your goal weight (under or over)? Over
> by about 8 but will rethink when lose those 8 (stay tuned in about 5
> years!!!)
> 5. What are the top three things you like doing in your non work
> time? Shooting the breeze with friends with a wee champagne, sleeping and
> going out to dinner
> 6. What has been the most physical pain you have ever had? Doing my
> ankle ligaments in netball
> 7. Who will be the first of the whoaphuckers to renew their wedding
> vows? I hope its me
> 8. What is the nicest thing that someone has ever done for you and
> who did it?Jenny Whittaker brought me over 4 nights worth of dinners on
> the day I came home from hospital with Makenzie - brilliant
> 9. What is your favorite time of the day and why? probably late
> afternoon/early evening when Makenzie has been fed and she is contented
> and Josh comes home from work
> 10. What is your all time favorite song? Xanadu
> 11. What is your preferred "external supplier" eg Masseuse, beautician
> etc? I couldn't live without a hairdresser
> 12. What would be your dream home either design or features it would
> contain? The house we are about to embark on building
> 13. What would be your dream car to own? I really like BMW's
> 14. What is the favorite part of your body and why? Nil at the moment
> 15. If you won an extreme makeover what change would be the top of
> your list? Facelift
> 16. If you HAD to exercise what would be your chosen form of exercise?
> Netball
> 17. If you were able to put a Whoaphuck "sporting" team together, what
> "sport" would it be for? Speaking from experience I reckon we'd kick arse
> at boulles
> 18. How did you become a whoaphucker (what is your family tree into
> Whoaphuckerdome? Eg who invited you or who knew who? Corrine is my family
> tree into the Whoaphuck family
> 19. What party sticks in your mind and why (best or worst)?I don't
> know if you'd call it a party, more of a wee gathering but when Neil fell
> in the spa
> 20. If you were deserted on a tropical island, who are 5 people you’d
> like to be there with you and why (excluding partners or children)?My mind
> immediately goes back to when I was first introduced to Neil & Dody and
> the partying we used to do at Kellyville so I'd say Coz, Neil, Dody, Rach
> & Jacqui
> 21. What is your favorite type of book to read? I love most books, but
> at the moment enjoy light hearted romance/comedy
> 22. What has been one of the best presents you have been given and
> why?My mid calf length black leather jacket is up there
> 23. What month and year will Daz/Mark return to Australia? Coz/Paul?
> 2008 and 2007 respectively (hoping)
> 24. When will Neil stopping jet-setting the globe for work? Whenever
> he decides he's had enough
> 25. Who do you think would win the title amongst the whoaphuckers for
> best shopper? Hands down it goes to Coz with Dody a close second
> 26.
> 27. What was your favorite item in the "busy box"? Absolutely
> Mersyndol they cure a headache, stop stomach aches and put you to sleep
> (the perfect hangover cure)
> 28. What was your favorite tour song? Tubthumping (pissing the night
> away.................)
> 29. What was your favorite "one Liner" used on tour and by whom? Have
> to think about that one
> 30. What was your favorite room you have had on tour? Why? My first
> ever tour when I stayed downstairs with Rach and Nickers
> 31. If there was only one double fold up bed on tour and someone had
> to have it, who should it be and why???? By the time the decision came
> around to going to bed I'd usually be too inebriated to give a rats
> 32. Who performed the "softest" backup attempt following a big night
> drinking? Once again I can't remember because I was the queen of backing
> up and would of been too pissed again to notice
> 33. What is your favorite dressup outfit worn at a whoaphuck dress up
> night and who wore it? Hands down Neil dressed up as groucho marx, still
> makes me laugh out loud when I think about it.
> 34. Favorite tour scandal? I think I'm too open minded to think
> anything scandalous
> 35. Tour event that no-one knows about (or so ya all think!) eg X
> threw up after y night? X did Y on tour? Please see answer 32!!!
> 36. What is your preferred next destination for a whoaphuck tour?
> Anywhere as long as were all together reminiscing but it must have Daz &
> Marks trip down memory lane photos
> 37. Who do you think has had the most sex on tour and why do you think
> this (you cannot nominate yourself)? Darren & Mark the year after they met
> on tour - can you imagine they would of been going for it like rabbits
> without shane being there!!!
> 38. What is the most unusual item you have taken on tour? Thats a
> hard one, I don't think I've taken anything out of the usual on tour, but
> I can be corrected if anyone has a better memory than me.
> 39. Who do you think has been the most pissed in a single sitting on
> tour?Nickers the night she downed about 33 CSC's
> 40. Who do you think has been the least pissed on tour? The chicks who
> were with child
> 41. Who do you think has been consistently the most pissed on tours?
> I'd come close
> 42. What item would you recommend to bring for a new person coming on
> tour? Mersyndol
> 43. If you had to organize a tour event what would it be? I'd say a
> treasure hunt but I'd enlist the help of Sherro cause he's brilliant at
> that sort of stuff
> 44. What should the next generation whoaphuckers be called? Little
> Phuckers
> 45. Which of the next generation whoaphuckers are most likely to
> "hitch up"? I don't know but it won't be Makenzie she's going to be a
> nun!!
> 46. Who will be the next Whoaphuck pregnancy? Coz
> 47. Who will be the first of the next generation whoaphuckers to
> voluntarily come on their parents Whoaphuck trip? (excluding Paul and Ang
> who already have!) I reckon those Bragg Boys will be the first to put
> their hands up
> 48. In your opinion what would be the Worst possible tour location?
> There isn't anywhere we could all be together that wouldn't be a blast
> 49. What has been the maximum number of people on a tour? 23 (just a
> guess)
> 50. Where should first O/S whoaphuck location be or should it stay in
> Australia? Hawaii would be nice
> 51. Should kids attend the tour? If their parents want them to, but
> having a no kids tour maybe once in a while should stay on the cards
> 52. Whose house would be your nomination for the Whoaphuck off season
> party house for BBQs, parties etc between Whoaphuck tours? Probably mine,
> will have a pool and games/entertainment room downstairs
> 53. How long should the next tour be? At least 3 nights
> 54. If we hired staff for the tour what staff would you choose? Eg
> cook, chauffeur, cleaner etc? Nanny(s), chef and cleaner oh and definitely
> someone who could do pedicures.
> 55. What is the best merchandise item you think to date? It would have
> to be the polar fleece jumpers with the logo - we all still have them in
> our cupboards and they are bloody warm
> 56. What should be our next merchandised item? Personalised
> beer/champagne mug
> 57. What accommodation is best for tours eg communal, separate
> apartments, cabins, tents….? Cabins all next to each other would be
> excellent with a communal area for BBQ's, swimming, lazing around etc.
> 58. Most embarrassing whoaphuck moment for yourself? Not
> embarrassing, but awkward, Coz's question time when she gets right into it
> and probes your mind - you know what I'm like don't like to have to get
> too deep
> 59. Best embarrassing moment for someone else – and who/what? I don't
> like to think that anyone would feel embarrassed in our group
> 60. What is your Favorite tour picture taken? Me and Rach as Patsy &
> Eddie close second Nic with her coconut tits and Rellsy with the orange
> wig
> 61. What situation made you laugh the hardest on tour? Paul running
> around the table eating dried biscuits (although did get a bit scary there
> when I thought he was going to have a heart attack) and I have to say Nic
> doing Jemima
> 62. What should be the Whoaphuck official drink? Dare I say it CSC's
> 63. Who is one of your favorite whoaphuckers and why? I just love
> everyone, I don't even have a least favourite
> 64. How many children will the whoaphuckers produce between them in
> total???? (limited to this distribution list although there are extended
> whoaphuckers) My guess is 18 in total (from the distribution list (and
> I've included Nic who I'm going to forward this onto)
> 65. Biggest moment that shocked you on a tour? When Neil and Coz
> appared at Mine, Nic and Rach's bedroom door playing the tour song when we
> were all asleep.
> 66. What is the best thing about the whoaphuckering group?
> 67. What you miss most about whoaphuck events? All the fun and
> laughter that goes on.
> 68. When do you predict will the next full attendance whoaphuck
> weekend occur? My wish is 2007 all we need is to get Coz/Paul, Mark/Daz in
> the country at the same time and we'll just organise it.