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Swallowing Pride Never Choked Anyone
No matter how much you push an envelope,
it will still be Stationery
Don't Join Dangerous Cults :
Practice Safe Sects!
I've learned.... That when you're in love, it shows.
I've learned.... That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
I've learned.... That no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with
I've learned.... That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
I've learned.... That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
I've learned.... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
I've learned.... That under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
I've learned.... That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
I've learned.... That love, not time, heals all wounds.
I've learned.... That everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
I've learned.... That a smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
Never take Life too seriously Nobody gets out alive anyway
There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead..
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Life is too short to waste time hating anyone...
It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it.
When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.
Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present
Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
If a relationship has to be a secret, you shoudn't be in it.
It's never too late to have a happy childhood. But the second one is up
to you and no one else.
Be eccentric now. Don't wait for old age to wear purple.
No one is in charge of your happiness but you.
Frame every so-called disaster with these words' In five years, will this matter?'
What other people think of you is none of your business.
However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
Believe in miracles.
Don't audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.
Growing old beats the alternative -- dying young.
Your children get only one childhood.
All that truly matters in the end is that you loved.
If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd grab ours back.
No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
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